Poring's Paradise

Bleh...

2011-02-08T13:00:00.000-08:00

Great list of songs. ( still editting)

林凡一个人生活

林凡Time after Time

黃小琥－沒那麼簡單

至少还有你 - 林忆莲

林宇中路过的新娘

林宇中活到一百歲

林宇中優雅的分手

Sweety - 樱花草

蔡依林 - 假装

蔡依林-天空

Jolin Tsai - Hao Xiang Ni

Jolin Tsai - Ning Meng Cao De Wei Dao

林忆莲-至少还有你

S.H.E 安静了

S.H.E - 謝謝你的溫柔

周杰倫 - 蝸牛

周杰倫 - 瓦解

張學友陳潔儀 - 醇酒醉影

周杰倫-東風破

周杰倫：一路向北

王力宏-你不知道的事

王力宏「需要人陪」

王力宏『柴米油鹽醬醋茶

最后的那一天 - 李玖哲

Hebe 田馥甄 – 寂寞寂寞就好

你最近還好嗎 - S.H.E

Some People Just Don't Know This...

2009-04-19T07:36:00.000-07:00

For those who study oversea, especially overSouthChinaSea, this article will be help u to tackle the questions where mostly ppl will ask from u.

Dumbass fellas asking Idiotic questions about SARAWAK.

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?

A: See this!

EVERYONE can fly. wtf.

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?

A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: SESCO, mind you.

Knn. Do we have ELECTRICITY?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?

A: I use BUS. wtf.

Miri Airport

Do we have airport? Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F*ck.

Ur bus can fly?

Q: Over there got what car?

A: View below.

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?

A: Shits. WTF.

Do we? Do we? Do we? Have ROAD? lol

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?

A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?

A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?

A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography.

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?

A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?

A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

Our CHIEF MINISTER.

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?

A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?

A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

we practise that. F*CK if you believe it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.

Basic Lessons On Dota~

2008-11-20T05:01:00.000-08:00

Rdy?
Lets go~!

Part 1: DotA Language

afk—away from keyboard

all b—all back

aoe—area of effect

b—back/stop pushing

bd—back door

bf—BattleFury

bg—bad , opposite of gg(goodgame)

btm—bottom lane

bkb—BlackKingBar

brb—be right back

blink—Blink Strike/Blink SA/PA/Akasha/AM's skill, or buy a Kalens' Dagger of Escape

cd—cooldown

chain—Chain Frost/Lightning

cr8—create

dc—disconnect

dd—double damage

dk—double kill

eye—wards/weaver ghost

feeder—Someone who dies often

gb—gang bang

gg—Good Game (has a little meaning of giving up)

gj—good job

gl hf—good luck have fun

haste—rune which gives you max move speed

imba—imbalance

invi—invisible

kful/care—becareful

ks—Kill Steal

lol—laugh out loud

lmao—Laugh my ass off/out

mid—middle

mkb—monkey king bar

mom—Mask of Maddness

noob—newbie

nuke—Skill Spammer

omg—oh my god

omfg—oh my fxxking god

pp—pull plug/Fake dc

push—Aiming for towers/barracks at a particular lane

Rax—Barracks

regen
—regeneration hp/mp(same meaning as back
—regeneration rune

rmk—remake

ROFL—rolling on floor laugh

Solo—Taking the lane alone

ss—Shadow Strike QOP skill

stfu—shut the fxxk up

swt—sweat,=.="

tk—triple kill

tp—teleport

ulti—use ultimate

w8—wait

wtf—what the fxxk

wth—what the hell

ww—wind walk

Part 2: Magic Defence

Total Magic Defence(mdef) or Magic Resistance of a hero can be calculated by using the formula below.

a+(100-a)/100*b

Where:
a=original mdef
b=added mdef(from item/skills)

For example,
Antimage with a hood
=25+((100-25)/100)*30
=25+22.5
=47.5%
After that, Antimage learns Magic Shield
=47.5+((100-47.5)/100)*40
=47.5+21
=68.5%

Part 3: Bash

1个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：15%
2个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：27.75%
3个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：38.5875%
4个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：47.79937%
5个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：55.62946%
6个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：62.28504%

FV+Basher
1个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：36.25%
2个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：45.8125%
3个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：53.94062%
4个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：60.84953%
5个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：66.7221%
6个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：71.71378%

Troll+Basher
1个碎骨锤的击晕率：23.5%
2个碎骨锤的击晕率：34.975%
3个碎骨锤的击晕率：44.72875%
4个碎骨锤的击晕率：53.01944%
5个碎骨锤的击晕率：60.06652%
6个碎骨锤的击晕率：66.05654%

Part 4: Evansion

Note*
Faceless Void
Back Track DOES NOT stack with butterfly.

In the game, the highest dodge rate is 30% (Motred)

Dodge Rate can only be increased with "miss" skills casted on opponent

Basically, Troll Warlock+Butterfly
Dodge Rate = 42 + (100 – 42) / 100 * 25 = 56.5%
To be proven.

To be Continued

多香 (DoXiang) New Song From Jay!

2008-11-20T04:29:00.000-08:00

多香(DoXiang)

對這個DotA如果你有太多的抱怨，
被Pawn了就不敢繼續往Lane走，
為什麼人要這麼的脆弱墮落，
請你打開WCG看看，
多少人為DotA在努力勇敢的Fight下去。
我們是不是該Improve？
珍惜Item 就算沒有擁有，
还记得你说Sentinel是唯一的城堡，
随著Dota Mid Lane继续奔跑。
微微笑，1st Blood 时候的聲音我知道，
不要Noob，让Pro带著你逃跑。
DotA的Team mate永远的依靠，
回Base吧，
回到Fountain的美好。

不要這麼容易就想Leaver，就像我說的，
Pawn不到的Hero　換個Target不就得了，
為自己的nick name鮮艷上色，
先把DotA上喜歡的顏色。
笑一個吧，Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn不是目的，
讓Sentinel win win 這才叫做意義，
Pawning的nice feeling，
現在終於飛回我手裡。
所謂的那快樂，赤腳在Scourge裡追Hero追到累了，
偷摘Item被Firebush給叮到怕了，誰在偷笑呢？
我靠著Naga Siren，Say Good Night 唱著歌睡著了,
哦　哦　Night後Balanar在Speed中更清脆，
哦　哦　Day Light灑在路上就不怕Tiok Pawn。
珍惜Item　就算沒有擁有~

Edited From 稻香(Jay)
Inspired By Anonymous from GG-Client (One of the Freaking Spammers)
Created and Perfected on 8.32pm Tuesday 20th November 2008 (Chemistry Paper)

Credits goes to Jay Chou, The Spammer, Me, Myself and I

MeMoRieS~~ 4s2

2008-06-06T11:51:00.000-07:00

Some of the funny events that happened last year... :P

Chemistry Lab~~

Electrolysis~~ :P

This is what happen when u use 12+1V for it. Not really clear but you can see the bubbles coming up at a high speed. XD

In Class The husband and wife. He/She ( I think is she la...) was helping him to "cabut" sth. LOL.

This!!! Was the DBKU's NUMBER ONE WORKER OF THE YEAR 2007!!!

(Well, DBKU was short on money... So, they were adverticing to attract more customers)

Just some interesting stuffs I got from the web ^^

2008-03-08T04:42:00.000-08:00

Definition for each "parti-parti"
BN = Bullshit Nation
UMNO = U Must Not Object
MCA = Make Chinese Angry
MIC = Make Indian Cry
PDRM(Polis DiRaja Malaysia)>>PRDM(Polis Raja Di Malaysia)

Police or beast? =D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pa6UOQqCk&feature=related

Mahathir Mengaku Anwar Ibrahim Dizalimi & Tidak Bersalah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm3D6FDmwY&watch_response

Any suggestions?

2008-01-08T06:38:00.000-08:00

Erm... Does creating a blog for uploading studies related stuffs sounds good? O.o
I mean, upload and sharing some summaries or info you got from books, website or any sources.
I think it can be a nice way of studying... Typing it up is not so hard right? :D
So, any suggestions?

Distance by Evan and Jaron

2008-01-01T10:08:00.000-08:00

A nice song by Evan and Jaron. Its meaningful^^
Anyway, heres the link.
Enjoy~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8llLw5fHVk
*Please inform me if the link is broken. Thanks in advance.

The Distance (Revised) Evan And Jaron lyrics
Artist: Evan And Jaron
Album: Other Songs Lyrics
Title: The Distance (Revised)

The sky has lost its color
The sun has turned to grey
At least that's how it feels to me
Whenever you're away
I crawl up in the corner
to watch the minutes pass
each one brings me closer to
the time you're comin' back

I can't take the distance
I can't the miles
I can't take the time til I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
That with every breath I take I'm callin' your name
But I can't take the distance

I still believe my feelings
But sometimes I feel too much
I make believe your close to me
But it ain't close enough
Not nearly close enough

I can't take the distance
I can't the miles
I can't take the time til I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
That with every breath I take I'm callin' your name

I'd brave fire and I'd brave rain
To be by your side I'd do anything
I can't take the distance

I will go the distance
I will go the miles
That's how much you mean to me
Cuz I can't take the distance
I can't take these miles
I can't take the time until I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
With every breath I take I'm callin' your name
I can't take the distance

The Distance...
I can't take the distance anymore
The Distance...
The Distance...

*background vocals during the end, repeated (Jaron)
It's harder to remember
the longer you're away
can i find solace?
there's only one you, only one you...

What is love?

2007-12-27T00:06:00.000-08:00

To fall in love, is like falling into a deep valley. You can't control and can't help yourself but to experience free fall. You might enjoy that sensation very much. But when the journey comes to an end, you'll meet the death god. ^^

Laughter is the best medicine ^^

2007-12-24T11:33:00.000-08:00

All credit goes to http://www.happy.com.my/, NOT me. ^^

Old Loving
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young girl in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal."Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend."Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're90."

Young Business Man
A young businessman had just started his own business. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting huge figures and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I'm here to install the phone!"

Yummy Peanuts
A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens. As he's driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them."We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says. So, the puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"The little old lady replies, "We just love the chocolate around them!!"

FBI Funny
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.""Thank you very much for the call sir," replied the dispatcher.The next day, FBI agents sneak up on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They yell at the neighbor and leave.The phone rings at the neighbor's house.Hey, Bill, did the FBI come?""Sure Did!""Did they chop your firewood?!""Yep!""Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed!!"

Alphabet
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!!!"The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"Johnny screams, "IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!!! PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

Substitute Teacher
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."Right away, Little Johnny stood up.The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Prayer
This was an accident, not a practical joke, but funny nonetheless. My sister works as a medical assistant in a surgeon’s office. Occasionally she calls patients to go over pre-surgery instructions. One patient she called recently was an elderly woman. My sister went over all the instructions with her and at the conclusion of the call wanted to remind the patient to arrive early so the nurses would have time to prep her. As my sister spoke, she was thinking 'prepare' and 'prep' at the same time. She accidentally said to the patient, "Ma'am please arrives one hour early for PRAYER." Before my sister had a chance to correct herself, the elderly patient had a shaky reply, "Ooh..my."
Ps: The "My", DOES NOT refers to me!!!

Deaf Man's Test
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

Camels For A Wife
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman." After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale." The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

Right Turn
A policeman was on patrol when he came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting. The light directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to see what the problem was. The car was driven by an elderly woman. He asked her why she was stopped when the light was green. She said, "Oh, because I'm on my way to my sister's house which is that way." and she pointed to the right. The motorcycle cop said, "Well go ahead! The light is green." The elderly woman responded with, "Yes I know, but the sign under the light says 'RIGHT TURN ON RED."

Tree Drink
What is a tree's favorite drink?Root beer!

Sharks and Clowns
Why don't sharks eat clowns?Because they taste funny!

Serious Hearing
An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased."To which the elderly man said, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"

Mother in Law Funeral
A husband and wife walked up to view the body of his mother-in-law at the funeral.As he began to weep, his wife slapped him and said: "Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway!"The husband replied, "I know, I thought I saw her move!!"

Wrong Way
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang।Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94। Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"

Baseball in Heaven
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.

Just like they did every day, Abe turned to Sol and asked, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Solomon thought about it for a minute and replied, "I dunno, Abe, but let's make a deal:

If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me --if there is baseball in heaven."

They shook on it. Sadly, a few months later poor Abe passed on.

One day soon afterward, Sol was sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he heard a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

Sol responded, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is Sol," whispered the spirit of Abe.

Sol, still amazed, asked, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," Abe said, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," said Sol.

Abe said, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sol said, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighed and whispered, "You're pitching here on Friday."

Welcome To Poring's Paradise~~

2007-12-24T11:32:00.000-08:00

First of all, you all might ask what "Poring" is.
Poring is the weakest, watery, jelly-like monster in Ragnarok Online. Porings are famous for item looting and they can be pretty annoying sometimes(even though they're cute). It is the first monster you'll kill to level up. Over millions of porings are slain each day. But somehow, they just won't extinct. :P
Now, heres some picture of porings!!!

Come on, don't they looked cute? ^^
You can catch porings in game. They can be tamed if you have unripe apple(dropped from poring/mastering). They eat apple juice and carry a stupid but cute backpack with them.^^

Step-by-step guide to capture a poring.

To capture a poring, you'll need this!!!

After you weaken the poring, use the unripe apple. This will appear if you are successful of capturing it.^^
You obtain a poring egg. Next, use a pet incubator. This will appear. Select it.Then, love your pet. Give him a backpack~
Feed him with apple juice.
Check your cute poring pet's status regularly.
Clear enough? xD