Some People Just Don't Know This...

For those who study oversea, especially overSouthChinaSea, this article will be help u to tackle the questions where mostly ppl will ask from u.

Dumbass fellas asking Idiotic questions about SARAWAK.

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?

A: See this!

EVERYONE can fly. wtf.

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?

A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: SESCO, mind you.

Knn. Do we have ELECTRICITY?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?

A: I use BUS. wtf.

Miri Airport

Do we have airport? Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F*ck.

Ur bus can fly?

Q: Over there got what car?

A: View below.

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?

A: Shits. WTF.

Do we? Do we? Do we? Have ROAD? lol

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?

A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?

A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?

A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography.

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?

A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?

A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

Our CHIEF MINISTER.

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?

A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?

A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

we practise that. F*CK if you believe it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.

Basic Lessons On Dota~

Rdy?
Lets go~!

Part 1: DotA Language

afk—away from keyboard

all b—all back

aoe—area of effect

b—back/stop pushing

bd—back door

bf—BattleFury

bg—bad , opposite of gg(goodgame)

btm—bottom lane

bkb—BlackKingBar

brb—be right back

blink—Blink Strike/Blink SA/PA/Akasha/AM's skill, or buy a Kalens' Dagger of Escape


cd—cooldown

chain—Chain Frost/Lightning

cr8—create

dc—disconnect

dd—double damage

dk—double kill

eye—wards/weaver ghost

feeder—Someone who dies often

gb—gang bang

gg—Good Game (has a little meaning of giving up)

gj—good job

gl hf—good luck have fun

haste—rune which gives you max move speed

imba—imbalance

invi—invisible

kful/care—becareful

ks—Kill Steal

lol—laugh out loud

lmao—Laugh my ass off/out

mid—middle

mkb—monkey king bar

mom—Mask of Maddness

noob—newbie

nuke—Skill Spammer

omg—oh my god

omfg—oh my fxxking god

pp—pull plug/Fake dc

push—Aiming for towers/barracks at a particular lane

Rax—Barracks

regen
—regeneration hp/mp(same meaning as back
—regeneration rune

rmk—remake

ROFL—rolling on floor laugh

Solo—Taking the lane alone

ss—Shadow Strike QOP skill

stfu—shut the fxxk up

swt—sweat,=.="

tk—triple kill

tp—teleport

ulti—use ultimate

w8—wait

wtf—what the fxxk

wth—what the hell

ww—wind walk

Part 2: Magic Defence

Total Magic Defence(mdef) or Magic Resistance of a hero can be calculated by using the formula below.

a+(100-a)/100*b

Where:
a=original mdef
b=added mdef(from item/skills)

For example,
Antimage with a hood
=25+((100-25)/100)*30
=25+22.5
=47.5%
After that, Antimage learns Magic Shield
=47.5+((100-47.5)/100)*40
=47.5+21
=68.5%

Part 3: Bash


1个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：15%
2个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：27.75%
3个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：38.5875%
4个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：47.79937%
5个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：55.62946%
6个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：62.28504%

FV+Basher
1个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：36.25%
2个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：45.8125%
3个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：53.94062%
4个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：60.84953%
5个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：66.7221%
6个CRANIUM BASHER的击晕率：71.71378%

Troll+Basher
1个碎骨锤的击晕率：23.5%
2个碎骨锤的击晕率：34.975%
3个碎骨锤的击晕率：44.72875%
4个碎骨锤的击晕率：53.01944%
5个碎骨锤的击晕率：60.06652%
6个碎骨锤的击晕率：66.05654%

Part 4: Evansion

Note*
Faceless Void
Back Track DOES NOT stack with butterfly.

In the game, the highest dodge rate is 30% (Motred)

Dodge Rate can only be increased with "miss" skills casted on opponent

Basically, Troll Warlock+Butterfly
Dodge Rate = 42 + (100 – 42) / 100 * 25 = 56.5%
To be proven.

To be Continued

多香 (DoXiang) New Song From Jay!

多香(DoXiang)

對這個DotA如果你有太多的抱怨，
被Pawn了就不敢繼續往Lane走，
為什麼人要這麼的脆弱 墮落，
請你打開WCG看看，
多少人為DotA在努力勇敢的Fight下去。
我們是不是該Improve？
珍惜Item 就算沒有擁有，
还记得你说Sentinel是唯一的城堡，
随著Dota Mid Lane继续奔跑。
微微笑，1st Blood 时候的聲音我知道，
不要Noob，让Pro带著你逃跑。
DotA的Team mate永远的依靠，
回Base吧，
回到Fountain的美好。

不要這麼容易就想Leaver，就像我說的，
Pawn不到的Hero　換個Target不就得了，
為自己的nick name鮮艷上色，
先把DotA上喜歡的顏色。
笑一個吧，Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn不是目的，
讓Sentinel win win 這才叫做意義，
Pawning的nice feeling，
現在終於飛回我手裡。
所謂的那快樂，赤腳在Scourge裡追Hero追到累了，
偷摘Item被Firebush給叮到怕了，誰在偷笑呢？
我靠著Naga Siren，Say Good Night 唱著歌睡著了,
哦　哦　Night後Balanar在Speed中更清脆，
哦　哦　Day Light灑在路上就不怕Tiok Pawn。
珍惜Item　就算沒有擁有~



Edited From 稻香(Jay)
Inspired By Anonymous from GG-Client (One of the Freaking Spammers)
Created and Perfected on 8.32pm Tuesday 20th November 2008 (Chemistry Paper)


Credits goes to Jay Chou, The Spammer, Me, Myself and I

MeMoRieS~~ 4s2

Some of the funny events that happened last year... :P

Chemistry Lab~~

Electrolysis~~ :P

This is what happen when u use 12+1V for it. Not really clear but you can see the bubbles coming up at a high speed. XD

In Class The husband and wife. He/She ( I think is she la...) was helping him to "cabut" sth. LOL.

This!!! Was the DBKU's NUMBER ONE WORKER OF THE YEAR 2007!!!

(Well, DBKU was short on money... So, they were adverticing to attract more customers)

Just some interesting stuffs I got from the web ^^

Definition for each "parti-parti"
BN = Bullshit Nation
UMNO = U Must Not Object
MCA = Make Chinese Angry
MIC = Make Indian Cry
PDRM(Polis DiRaja Malaysia)>>PRDM(Polis Raja Di Malaysia)

Police or beast? =D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pa6UOQqCk&feature=related



Mahathir Mengaku Anwar Ibrahim Dizalimi & Tidak Bersalah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm3D6FDmwY&watch_response

Any suggestions?

Erm... Does creating a blog for uploading studies related stuffs sounds good? O.o
I mean, upload and sharing some summaries or info you got from books, website or any sources.
I think it can be a nice way of studying... Typing it up is not so hard right? :D
So, any suggestions?

Distance by Evan and Jaron

A nice song by Evan and Jaron. Its meaningful^^
Anyway, heres the link.
Enjoy~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8llLw5fHVk
*Please inform me if the link is broken. Thanks in advance.

The Distance (Revised) Evan And Jaron lyrics
Artist: Evan And Jaron
Album: Other Songs Lyrics
Title: The Distance (Revised)




The sky has lost its color
The sun has turned to grey
At least that's how it feels to me
Whenever you're away
I crawl up in the corner
to watch the minutes pass
each one brings me closer to
the time you're comin' back

I can't take the distance
I can't the miles
I can't take the time til I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
That with every breath I take I'm callin' your name
But I can't take the distance

I still believe my feelings
But sometimes I feel too much
I make believe your close to me
But it ain't close enough
Not nearly close enough

I can't take the distance
I can't the miles
I can't take the time til I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
That with every breath I take I'm callin' your name

I'd brave fire and I'd brave rain
To be by your side I'd do anything
I can't take the distance

I will go the distance
I will go the miles
That's how much you mean to me
Cuz I can't take the distance
I can't take these miles
I can't take the time until I next see you smile
I can't take the distance
And I'm not ashamed
With every breath I take I'm callin' your name
I can't take the distance

The Distance...
I can't take the distance anymore
The Distance...
The Distance...

*background vocals during the end, repeated (Jaron)
It's harder to remember
the longer you're away
can i find solace?
there's only one you, only one you...